1,2,3, HANG UP (from Then More Than Ever)
Sung by Broadway

When we talk long distance
We can't seem to get off
Miles away, nothing to say
There's a little game we play
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up, hang up the phone
Minute after minute
Quarter after dime
Far from home, all alone
Steamin' up the telelphone
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up, hang up the phone
Yeah yeah yeah
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up, hang up the phone
We can't bear to say goodbye
No matter how hard we try
And the time keeps tickin' by-y-y-y
"I miss you so," is all we say
It's been going on this way
Since I left home yesterday
Hold on, operator
Please don't cut me off
A litle bit before I quit
This time is really it
Oh,
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up, hang up the phone
We can't bear to say goodbye
No matter how hard we try
And the time keeps tickin' by-y-y-y
"I miss you so," is all we say
It's been going on this way
Since I left home yesterday
Hold on, operator
Please don't cut me off
A litle bit before I quit
This time is really it
Oh,
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up (hang up)
1,2,3, hang up, hang up the phone
hang up the phone
hang up the phone
hang up the phone
Are you still there?
Hang up the phone!
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THE B SIDE (from When The Second Feature Starts)
Sung by Broadway and Bowtie

B side! B side!
Even if the band is great, the B side doesn't rate
The A side has the hit, the B side ain't got...anything
There's not much you can do when you feel like number two
You're second best, you're nothing more
You get the feeling you've heard it before
The B side! Nobody listens to the B side anyway
The B side! Not quite as good as the A side, anyway
The A side gets all the glory.
The B side? That's another story
The B side!
And you're probably not even listening to this right now
The A side is on the air, the B side is nowhere
The A side gets you acclaim, the B side's rather lame
It's really hard to take when you feel like a big mistake
You're no great shakes, you're under par
The B side'll never make you a star
I, I, I don't wanna sing the B side!
Nobody listens to the B side, anyway
The B side! Not quite as good as the A side
Can't sing along, the words are awkward
Can't move your feet, it's got no beat
Can't make up for what it lacks,
The B side is the other side of the tracks
The B side!
Nobody listens to the B side, anyway
The B side! Agh! Not as good as the A side, anyway
The A side gets the attention
The B side? Hardly a mention
The B side!
And you're probably not even listening to this right now
Well, you're probably not (probably not)
Probably not even listen to this right nowwwwwww!!!!
B SIDE!
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COSMIC LOVE SONGS (from Then More Than Ever)
sung by Broadway

Love songs, cosmic love songs
Love songs, soft, sweet, slow
Love songs, cosmic love songs
Playin' on her Sears stereo
With words like "sunshine" and "tears" and "lady"
They lay it on so thick
It's enough to make you sick
Whoa-oa
Those cosmic love songs
She's got that look in her eyes
As she takes you to her place
Pretty soon you realize
That the girl's from outer space
Upstairs, you sit by candlelight
Thinking you're set for the night
She lights some incense
Then things get intense
She puts on her favorite singing star
Another gentle creep on folk guitar
Singing love songs, cosmic love songs
Love songs, soft, sweet, slow
Love songs, cosmic love songs
Playin' on her Sears stereo
With words like "softer" and "longer" and "deeper"
They lay it on so thick
It's enough to make you sick
Whoa-oa
Those cosmic love songs
She's got that look in her eyes
As she pours a cup of tea
You're busy staring at her thighs
While she reads her poetryyyyyyyech!
You lie and say you're into art
She says "Oh wow!" and does your chart
Her mind is Jell-O
Terminally mellow
5 a.m., she asks you to stay
All the time, the scratchy records play
Playing love songs, cosmic love songs
Love songs, soft, sweet, slow
Love songs, cosmic love songs
Playin' on her K-Mart stereo
With words like "peaceful" and "easy" and "feeling"
They lay it on so thick
It's enough to make you sick
Whoa-oa
Those cosmic love songs
Those cosmic love songs
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ELEVATOR MUSIC - FOR THE ROCK GENERATION (from Then More Than Ever)
Sung by Sarge

What's happened to the radio?
The stuff they're playin', well I just don't know
Sometimes they go all day long
I never hear my favorite song
50,000 watts of power
The same songs every hour
A case of Superstar Overkill
It's like a musical sleeping pill
They're playin'
Elevator music for the Rock Generation
Elevator music for the Rock Generation
Who's programming
Who's programming who?
Elevator music for me and you
Flipping up and down the dial
These guys are missing by a mile
They got no rap they got no soul
They only play what they are told
They're playin'
Elevator music for the Rock Generation
Elevator music for the Rock Generation
Who's programming
Who's programming who?
Elevator music for me and you
Got to find me a station
With a little imagination
And a DJ who's a bit insane
Instead of that super-novacaine
Call up the request line
And you know they're gonna play mine
Something crazy by an unknown band
Something your mama won't understand
Instead of
Elevator music for the Rock Generation
Elevator music for the Rock Generation
Who's programming
Who's programming
Elevator music Elevator music
Who's programming
Who's programming
Elevator music Elevator music
Who's programming
Who's programming who?
Elevator music for me and you
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GIMME THE GIRL (from Across and Down)
Sung by Broadway

Gimme the girl, gimme the girl, gimme the girl
Thumbing through a magazine
Every picture I read
Lovely woman in paradise
She gimme something that I don't need
I say (Gimme the girl)
I hear the message (Gimme the girl)
Oh she looks so nice (Gimme the girl)
I want her body
You keep the merchandise
Moving her mouth on the video
It's that old, familiar song
If I take what she got in her hand
She surely come along
I don't believe it, no!
(Gimme the girl)
I hear the message (Gimme the girl)
Oh, she looks so nice (Gimme the girl)
How I want her body
You keep the merchandise
That's what I say! Hey!
Gimme the girl, gimme the girl, gimme the girl
Gimme the girl (ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Gimme the girl (ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Gimme the girl (ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)
(ah ah ah ah)
Don't toy with my emotions
Don't you try to get me psyched
I may not be an international playboy, but I know what I like!
I want it now, HEY!
(Gimme the girl)
I hear ya, I hear ya (Gimme the girl)
Oh, she looks so nice (Gimme the girl)
I desire her body
You keep the merchandise
AGH!! Hey!
Gimme the girl (ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Gimme the girl (ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)
Gimme the girl (ah ah ah ah ah ah ah)
(ah ah ah ah)
Gimme the girl (uh oh)
Gimme the girl (uh oh)
Gimme the girl (uh oh)
Gimme the girl (uh oh)
Gimme the girl (uh oh)
Gimme the girl (uh oh)
You keep the merchandise
Gimme the girl!
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GO TO YOUR ROOM (from Then More Than Ever)
sung by Bowtie

People have been talking ever since I got back
There's no denying 'cause I heard the facts
About you and every Manny, Moe and Jack
I should cancel you out, I'm gonna cut you some slack
You say you're sorry, well I bet you are
Even you admit that you've gone too far
My own friends and my own car
You want one more chance
That's close, but no cigar
Go to your room, go to your room
You been acting like a spoiled child
My tailights were still in sight
When you hit the phones and started going wild
Go to your room, go to your room
And leave all hope behind
Go to your room, go to your room
Second thought....go to mine!
Mama told me about girls like you
Come out of nowhere and allege to be true
Then turn around and make a little boy blue
You're gonna find out that's not a nice thing to do
Go to your room, go to your room
You been a naughty girl
The whole world was your oyster
And you keep giving away the pearl
Go to your room, go to your room
And leave all hope behind
Go to your room, go to your room
Second thought....go to mine!
Go to your room
Go to your room
Go to your room
Second thought....go to mine!
(repeat x3)
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GOODBYE MR. BOND (from Combo Akimbo)
Sung by Bowtie

We've been expecting you, Mr. Bond
Pardon my silent friend with the gun
You are a most extrodinary man
Time and again you have upset my plan
You're reputation preceeds you
And though Her Majesty needs you,
Put down your weapon and put up your hands, Mr. Bond
We've been expecting you, Msr. Bond
You must be weary. Why not sit down?
You're quite the Bon Vivant, so I've heard
You like your martini shaken, not stirred
You're reputation preceeds you
And though Her Majesty needs you,
Do you have any clever last words, Mr. Bond?
So, Mr. Bond, we finally meet
Here in my fortress retreat
Pity you won't have time to stay
I admire you perserverence, but this is your last interference
I could shoot you right now, but no!
Hahahahaaaa...there's a better way!
We've been expecting you, Mr. Bond
Looks as if all your luck is finally gone
You single-handedly outwit my guards,
Make love to my woman, beat me at cards
Your reputation preceeds you
And though Her Majesty needs you,
You are facing impossible odds!
Mr. Bond, it's time for you to die!
Haaahaaahaaahaaahaaa......
Goodbye, Mr. Bond
haahaahaa....
Aahhaaahhaaaa!
AAAAHHAAAHAAAAAAAAAHAAAAaaaaaaa....!!!!
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H.S.H. - High School Honey (from Across and Down)
Sung by Bowtie

1,2,3, WHHAA!!!
Leaning on the magazine stand
Checking out a rock and roll band
Sipping Coca Cola through a straw
Keeping all the romeos in awe
My heart is liable to stop
When I hear a bubble gum pop
Gee, can't you see I wanna be with the High School Honeys (repeat x2)
Something in her mother's high heels
Thinking bout a set of hot wheels
Talkin' on her daddy's telephone
I'd love to get her alone
Put me in a telephone book
She won't even give me a look
Gee, can't you see I wanna be with the High School Honeys (repeat x2)
Cheering on the basketball star
Riding in his flashy new car
Poor boy, he lives in a dream
She making love with the rest of the team
I can't take it anymore
I've just gotta score
Gee, can't you see I wanna be with the High School Honeys (repeat x2)
Here she comes
With her cheap perfume
'Cause it covers the smoke
From the little girls' room
1,2,3, WHHAA!!!!
I can't take it anymore
I've just gotta score
Gee, can't you see I wanna be with the High School Honeys (repeat x2)
Yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah...High school honeys
I wanna, I wanna, I wanna High school honey
She my little High school honey
Brdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrdrrrr....High school honey
Gimme high gimme high gimme gimme high school
Honey (honey)
Honey (honey)
Honey (honey)
Honey (honey)
hahahahahahahigh school honey
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I QUIT (from Combo Akimbo)
Sung by Broadway

Yeah!
You can yell 'til you're turning blue
You can't tell me what to do
I've had enough
It's time to split
Oh, you can't fire me, I quit
You can't fire me, I quit
Yeah
You can stamp on your office floor
You don't scare me anymore
Your phony smile, I'm tired of it
Oh, you can't fire me, I quit
You can't fire me, What? I quit
Here's my resignation
No more aggravation
I really could use the work
But I've got a reservation for an overdue vacation from you,
You two-faced, fathead jerk!
You can yell 'til you're turning blue
You can't tell me what to do
I've had enough
It's time to split
Oh, you can't fire me, I quit
You can't fire me, No! I quit
Oh
Here's my resignation
No more aggravation
I'm sure gonna miss the work
But I've got a reservation for an overdue vacation from you,
You two-faced, fathead jerk!
You can stamp on your office floor
You don't scare me anymore
Your phony smile, I'm tired of it
You can't fire me, I quit
You can't fire me, I quit
No, you can't fire me, I quit
You can't fire me,
I QUIT!
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I WANNA BE A LIFEGUARD (from Hello, My Name is Blotto, What's Yours?)
Sung by Sarge

Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
9 to 5
A slave driver telling me "Get on the ball!"
A crowded store
I kneel before them
Misery beyond compare
Sweaty socks
A lady boxer
What's she got against fresh air?
I want an ocean and some sunscreen lotion
Take me to the beach with a thousand pretty girls in reach
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Hardly any clothes (lifeguard)
Sand between my toes (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose
Selling shoes
Another loser working in a shopping mall
I'm getting fat
What does it matter?
Nobody cares at all
But next July, I'll say goodbye to every out-of-it, dull-witted fool
Convert their feet into meters, marking distance at the swimming pool
Summer blondes revealing tanlines
I'll make more moves than Allied Van Lines
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (be a big man, now...get a great tan, now)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Sitting on my chair (lifeguard)
In the salty air (lifeguard)
White stuff on my nose
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (help,help,help,help)
I, I, I wanna guard your life
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
Lounging on the deck (lifeguard)
Whistle 'round my neck (lifeguard)
White stuff in my nose
I, I, I wanna be a lifeguard (lifeguard, lifeguard)
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IT'S NOT YOU (from Combo Akimbo)
sung by Bowtie

This is something that's not easy to do
It will hit you like a bolt from the blue
After last night, I have to tell you we are through
When we're alone everything is O.K.
But it's never gonna stay that way
When I take you home, your family has so much to say
I try and I try to be cool when they start
But girl, they're the ones who are tearing us apart
It's not you, don't blame yourself
It's not you, no one can help
It's not you, I can't be your man
It's not you, it's your family that I can't stand
And it's driving me crazy!
Your mother wants to know if I am on drugs
Your brother shows me his collection of bugs
Your aunts don't like me and your uncles are a bunch of thugs
Your father coughs and blows smoke in my face
He still believes in the superior race
He says if he were president, the world would be a better place
I try and I try to ignore them for our sake
But girl, I'm afraid it's too much for me to take
It's not you, don't blame yourself
It's not you, no one can help
It's not you, I can't be your man
It's not you, it's your family that I can't stand
There is no future, baby, can't you see?
Picture in your mind how it would be:
All of us living in relative misery
I try and I try to be cool when they start
But girl, they're the ones who are tearing us apart
It's not you, don't blame yourself
It's not you, no one can help
It's not you, I can't be your man
It's not you, you, you
It's not you, don't blame yourself
It's not you, no one can help
It's not you, I can't be your man
It's not you, it's your family that I can't stand
It isn't you (It's not you)
It's only your family (It's not you)
Don't take it personally (It's not you)
It's just all those little things like:
When I come over to your house and father tells me:
"Don't park in the driveway, 'cause your car drips oil over the new white pebbles."
And then, when I go inside the house, the cat jumps on my lap and gets hair all over my shirt and pants
And your grandmother sits on the newspaper and gets it so wrinkled and bunched up that I can't even read it
And your sister brings out her scrapbook and wants me to look at ALL of her prom pictures.
I mean, WHO CARES?!?!?
And your brother wants me to help him with his science project: dissecting frogs, UGH! What a mess!
And I go to the bathroom to wash my hands and all they have is soft soap and my hands smell like coconuts
And I can't dry them on those little guest towels,
so I gotta wipe them on my shirt, which is already covered with cat hair!
And then when I come outside, your father corners me
and starts telling me all the jokes he read in Playboy magazine,
and nudging me in the ribs with his elbow and winking at me
And then your mother gives me that look like, "What have you been doing with my daughter?"
I can't take it anymore! It's driving me crazy! I can't take it anymore! It's driving me out of my mind!
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IT'S ONLY MONEY (from Combo Akimbo)
Sung by Bowtie

Its only money, Its only money
You want all my money
You want all my time
To keep on keepin you happy, I'd have to turn to a life of crime
But, you're thrillin', so I'm willin' to go on, believe it or not
It's only money
Take what I've got
It's only money
Your friends wear those diamonds
Your friends wear fancy clothes
And when they all go downtown
You know the uptown shows
But your romance is high finance
And even though it costs me a lot
It's only money (take what I've got)
It's up for grabs (take what I've got)
Put it on my tab
Take my house, shoes, car, everything I own
Don't you ever leave me alone (it's only money)
One day, you won't notice (it's only money)
The next day we're best friends (it's only money)
And when my pocket's empty, that's where the party ends
But I need ya, so I figure that it's worth the cold and the hot
It's only money
Take what I've got
It's only money
WHHAAA!!!!
It's only money
Take what I've got
It's up for grabs (take what I've got)
Put it on my tab
Take my house, shoes, cat, everything I own
Don't you ever leave me alone (It's only money)
You want all my money (It's only money)
You want all my time (It's only money)
To keep on keepin' you happy, I'd have to turn to a life of crime
But I need ya, so I figure that it's worth going into hock
It's only money
Take what I've got
(repeat x3)
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JUMPSTART MY HEART (from Then More Than Ever)
Sung by Blanche or Broadway

Can't get moving, something's wrong
I've been standing in the cold too long
You've got low miles and the body's good
Wanna roll down the windows, check under your hood
'Cause we're miles from town and it's gettin' dark
All I need is a little spark
Jumpstart my heart, jumpstart my heart
Turn me over
Jumpstart my heart, jumpstart my heart
Get me runnin' again
I wanna take you places you've never seen
This time at night all the lights are green
Spare parts won't get me by
Rev my engine, watch me fly
Come on baby, let's go for a spin
Unlock your door and let me in
Jumpstart my heart, jumpstart my heart
Turn me over
Jumpstart my heart, jumpstart my heart
Get me runnin' again
Jumpstart my heart, turn me over
Race my engine, make my tires squeal
Jumpstart my heart, turn me over
It's gonna feel so good when I'm behind the wheel
Don't slow down, we're almost there
You can drive me anywhere
Around the world or down the street
Gotta drive me til I overheat
Your love keeps me runnin' right
Take me to your shop tonight
Jumpstart my heart, jumpstart my heart
Turn me over
Jumpstart my heart, jumpstart my heart
Get me runnin' again
Jumpstart my heart
Get me runnin' again
Jumpstart my heart
Get me runnin'
Get me runnin'
Get me runnin'
Get me runnin' again
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METAL HEAD (from Combo Akimbo)
Sung by Sarge

Strange sensations coming over me
Something I can't explain
Suddenly there's an endless void where I used to keep my brain
I gotta see a doctor, but I'm too wasted to phone one
Wanna customize my van and I don't even own one
I get up in the morning and I wanna shave my chest,
Get myself a skull tattoo, wear a denim vest
My friends are getting worried
They don't know me anymore
I smash my head against the wall
I don't even know what for
Ah, ah, ah, Oh!
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Ah, ah, ah
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Something makes me lose control when I hear the guitar go--
Metal head, I'm a metal head and I wanna rock and roll
When I go to a rock show I wanna raise my fist
Show my band of leather and the spikes around my wrist
I've got my Harley T-shirt, my wine skin and a six pack,
Some homegrown for the ride back home, Van Halen on the 8-track
Ah, ah, ah, WWHAAAAA!
I'm turning into a heavy metal head (Heavy metal!)
Ah, ah, ah
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Something makes me lose control when I hear the singer go--
Metal head, I'm a metal head, I just wanna rock and roll
(metal head, I'm a metal head, I wanna rock and roll)
1,2,3,4!
Strange sensations coming over me
Something I can't explain
Suddenly there's an endless void where I used to keep my brain
Ah, ah, ah, WWHAAAAA!
I'm turning into a heavy metal head (Heavy meta!)
Ah, ah, ah
I'm turning into a heavy metal head
Something makes me lose control when I hear the drummer go--
Metal head, I'm a metal head, and I wanna rock and roll
(metal head, I'm a metal head, and I wanna rock and roll)
I'm a metal head, metal head
I just wanna Rock and Roll!
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MY BABY'S THE STAR OF A DRIVER'S ED MOVIE (from Across and Down)
Sung by Sarge

The other night the troopers got me DWI
They don't appreciate the art of driving when you're high
So they sent me back to school to learn hand signals and a three point turn
But when they ran the film about highway tragedy,
Memories of long ago came racing back to me
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Her debut was a farewell to our new romance
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
A love that never had a chance
We pledged our love while dancing close at the senior prom
"She'd be home by 2 am," was my promise to her mom
I didn't want her to be late, so I tried to beat that crossing gate
When photographers arrived upon the scene,
I knew her mother would be proud
Her underwear was clean
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Her debut was a farewell to our new romance
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Poor girl, she never had a chance
I remember the night and the pouring rain
I saw the flashing lights
I never heard the train
She'll always be my teenage queen up there on the portable screen
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Her debut was a farewell to our new romance
My baby's the star of a driver's ed movie
Poor girl, she never had a chance
Poor girl, she never had a chance
Poor girl, she never had a chance
Poor girl, she never had a chance
Poor girl, she's never had a chance
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(WE ARE) THE NOWTONES (From Hello, My Name is Blotto, What's Yours?)
Sung by Blotto,

featuring Sarge as Emcee and Front Man, and Bowtie as Customer
You guys ready? *ahem*
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the T&A Lounge proudly presents...
HEY, CAN YOU KILL THE JUKEBOX?!
Direct from the city, the sensational, highly-talented, fabulous, fabulous, fabulous...
We are the Nowtones
We do Top 40
We wear matching outfits
We look real sporty
Like a living jukebox, we play the hits
Appear in nightclubs that are the pits
Whoa-oa
Cocktail lounge on a neon strip
Music nightly is our trip
Pop, Blues, MOR, Country, Jazz, Funk
We get down while the crowd gets drunk
We got a girl singer
She's no phony (what a set of lungs!)
She could sound like Linda (you and I, travel to the beat of a...)
She could sound like Joni (aaaaahhhhhhoooooo!!!!)
Check out our front man (feelings, nothing more than...)
He's such a ham (hi, girls...)
If he would shut up (and don't forget your waitress, Brandy...)
Then we could jam
This is our roadie
He does our light show
Sets up the sound system
Turns on the echo, turns on the echo, turns on the echo, turns on the echo...
Listen to the vocals
Our harmonies are deadly
Please stick around
Catch our oldies medley (yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...)
If you wanna rock n roll
If you wanna do the Stroll
Dance like you're at the hop
Our bass and drummer, they just won't stop (doot doot!)
We love the customers
They always make suggestions (play something good!)
Later the brave ones ask a stupid question (say, what do youse guys do for a living, anyway?)
We are the Nowtones
You can't go wrong
'Cause we say "Thank You" at the end of every song
Thank you, thank you, thank you, thank you
THANK YOU!
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OCCUPATIONAL HAZARD (from Combo Akimbo)
Sung by Broadway

Well, the show was over
I couldn't wait to meet that little sweet hunk-o-woman in the front row seat
She spent the whole night staring right at me
With the kind of look that drives a guy up a tree
Then I get off stage and waited in the wings
There's a guy who wants to talk about music and things
When he asked me what kind of guitar I play
I could see my dreamboat sailing away
He was an occupational hazard
Oh, sometimes it makes you go berzerk
Another occupational hazard
But it's all, but it's all, but it's all
It's all in a day's work
He shook my hand and he wouldn't let go
What he was talkin' about, I'll never know
There was only one thing on my mind
And all I needed was an exit line
Then the lights went on, the place started to clear
Please don't let her disappear!
From across the room she was waving at me
But the guy was still talking and I couldn't break free
He was an occupational hazard (that's what he was)
Sometimes it makes you go berzerk
You might have said he was an occupational hazard
But it's all, but it's all, but it's all
It's all in a day's work
Then I turned and I tried to leave
And he grabbed me by my sleeve
I said, "Hey, thanks a lot for coming to the show. I hope you had a good time.
I'd like to talk to you right now, but there's somebody I gotta see.
Do me a favor: GO TALK TO THE DRUMMER!"
I finally shook loose from that talkin' dude
She came back with me and we were in the mood
Then my poor heart almost ceased
She was sixteen years old, her daddy was the Chief of Police!
She was an occupational hazard (OH NO!)
Sometimes it makes you go berzerk (somebody stop me!)
Occupational hazard
But it's all, but it's all, but it's all
It's all in a day's work (repeat x3)
Oh No! Come back little Sheba! I got something to show ya!
Right down here in the tour bus! It's our latest and our greatest!
I'll put your name on the record!
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SCREAM (from Combo Akimbo)
Sung by Blotto
featuring Sarge

You're over here
I'm over here
She's over there getting dressed
I didn't expect you home so soon, as you probably guessed
Don't look at me that way
Say what you gotta say
Say what you gotta say
Scream! Scream! Scream!
Let me know what's going on in there
I'm standing up
You're sitting down
She's in a cab headed south
Why don't you open your heart?
Open up your mouth!
Don't look at me that way
Say what you gotta say
Say what you gotta say
Open up and scream! Scream! Scream!
Let me know what's going on in there
Why don't you open your heart?
Open up your mouth!
Don't look at me that way
Say what you gotta say
Say what you gotta say
Throw back your head and scream! Scream! Scream!
Scream! Scream! Scream!
Let me know what's going on (repeat x13)
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SHARP CAR (from Then More Than Ever)
sung by Sarge

Sharp car
Sharp car
Have I told you all about the girl of my dreams?
She's got everything going, or so it seems
Long on looks, impeccably dressed
But here's the part that I like the best
She's got a sharp car
She drives me crazy
Sharp car
When she drives me around
Sharp car
She picks me up
Sharp car
When she takes me down
Sharp car
Sharp car
It's the kind of car they don't make anymore
Whitewalls, tailfins, chrome galore
She's on a last name basis all over town
Her legs go all the way down to the ground
She's got a sharp car
She drives me crazy
Sharp car
When she drives me around
Sharp car
She picks me up
Sharp car
When she takes me down
Sharp car
Sharp car
She's got a hot set of wheels
And I like how it feels
When we cruise down the strip
Looking 14-karat hip
And we roll to a stop
And she puts up the top
She takes me where nobody goes
She's got everything a man could possibly want
Her daddy owns a four-star restaurant
But if she lost it all today
I'd still love her anyway
She's got a sharp car
She drives me crazy
Sharp car
When she drives me around
Sharp car
She picks me up
Sharp car
When she takes me down
Sharp car
Sharp car
She's a queen of the school
And she's nobody's fool
When those creeps come around
She always shoots them down
When we hop in her car
No matter where we are
She takes me where nobody goes
She's got a sharp car
She drives me crazy
Sharp car
When she drives me around
Sharp car
She picks me up
Sharp car
When she takes me down
Sharp car
It's a real sharp car
Sharp car
Oh yeah, she takes me where nobody goes
Sharp car
She takes me where nobody goes
Sharp car
Ow!
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SHE'S GOT A BIG BOYFRIEND (from Across and Down)
Sung by Bowtie

That girl you introduced me to
She's too attractive to be true
What are my chances of getting her to spend the night at my place?
(Not bad, but someone's gonna rearrange your face!)
Whaddya mean?
She's got a big boyfriend
A really big boyfriend
He lifts weights, he builds cars, and he's got no sense of humor
She's got a big, really big, got a really, really big boyfriend
She shows she knows her ABCs
Ponder the possibilities
What are my chances of joining her in wild interaction?
(Not bad if you can spare a month or two in traction!)
She's got a big boyfriend
A really big boyfriend
He lifts weights, he builds cars, and he's got no sense of humor
She's got a big, really big, got a really, really big boyfriend
I'll make him laugh (he'll break you in half!)
Oh, I'll tell him a joke (Your legs'll be broke!)
The quicker they come, the faster they fall
(We're talking 'bout a neanderthal!)
What are the chances that she and I could have a rendezvous?
(Not bad, but it might be the last thing you'll ever do!)
You know she's got a big boyfriend
A really big boyfriend
He lifts weights, he builds cars, and he's got no sense of humor
She's got a big, really big, got a really, really big boyfriend
She's got a big, really big, got a really, really big boyfriend
She's got a big, really big, got a really, really big boyfriend
She's got a big, really big, got a really, really big boyfriend
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TOO MUCH FUN (from Combo Akimbo)
sung by Sarge

Last night I had too much fun
Acted like a fool in front of everyone
I can't remember anything I've done
Last night I had too much fun
Last night I was out with the boys
My head was exploding from all the noise
I can't stand the midday sun
Last night I had too much fun
Too much fun, Too much fun
Too much fun, Too much fun
Tootootootootootoo Too much fun
Last night I stayed out late
I didn't need a reason to celebrate
They told me, "Man, you're feeling great!"
Last night I stayed out late
I was dancing with a femme fatale
You know, everybody wanted to be my pal
I wanna thank you for what you've done
Last night I had too much fun
Too much fun, Too much fun
Too much fun, Too much fun
Tootootootootootoo Too much fun
(It) Started when you said goodbye
You walked out the door
Now, every night, I have too much fun
(and)Wind up on the floor
Last night I had too much fun
Acted like a fool in front of everyone
I can't remember anything I've done
Last night...WHHHAAAA!!!!!!
Too much fun, Too much fun
Too much fun, Too much fun
Last night I had too much fun
Acted like a fool in front of everyone
I can't remember anything, anything I've done
Last night I had too much fun
Last night I had too much fun
Last night I had too much fun
Too much, too much, too much, too much, much too much fun, yeah (repeat 3 times)
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WHEN THE SECOND FEATURE STARTS (from When The Second Feature Starts & Combo Akimbo)
sung by Sarge

Friday night and the weekend's here
The moon is out and the time is near
Any minute now she'll be arrivin'
It's Friday night and I wanna shout
Me and my baby, we're going out
Double feature playin' at the drive-in
Stars on the screen and in the sky above
I'm moving closer to the one that I love
When the second feature starts
When the second feature starts
We'll be dancing to the rhythm of our beating hearts
When the second feature starts
We'll arrive for the early show,
Park near somebody we don't know
Any minute now, we'll be embracin'
We'll kiss our way through a few cartoons,
Fog up the windows for the COMING SOONs
Intermission time, my mind is racin'
Stars on the screen and in the sky above
I'm moving closer to the one that I love
When the second feature starts
When the second feature starts
We'll be dancing to the rhythm of our beating hearts
When the second feature starts
Stars on the screen and in the sky above
I'm moving closer to the one that I love
When the second feature starts
When the second feature starts
We'll be dancing to the rhythm of our beating hearts
(dancing to the rhythm of our beating hearts)
(when the second feature starts)
We'll be dancing to the rhythm of our beating hearts
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